Jenna's Corner

I would like to file a formal complaint regarding a recent incident with sanctuary management.

Last week, without warning, the veterinarian arrived and announced that Maisie and I were getting our annual vaccinations.

Apparently, being beautiful, beloved, and generally essential to sanctuary operations does not exempt someone from “preventive medical care.”

I find this troubling.

I was told the shots were necessary to keep me healthy. While I strongly support keeping me healthy, I question whether anyone fully explored the possibility of accomplishing this through carrots instead.

Then Ryan put big pink covers on my horns.

Both of them.

Apparently, my natural elegance presented a safety concern. I have spent years growing these horns, and he dressed them as though they were attending a baby shower. 

Nevertheless, I handled the situation with the dignity expected of someone in my position. I stood bravely while everyone admired how good I was. Then, having survived (barely), I was ready to begin the difficult process of rebuilding trust.

However, everyone seemed ready to carry on with the day. This surprised me. I had assumed there would be a small reception honoring my bravery. Nothing elaborate. A few remarks. A banana platter. Ryan explaining his choices. Especially the stabby ones.

I am therefore requesting the following:

• A formal apology
• Advance notice of all future shots, including a full explanation of all snacks involved
• Compensation provided before anyone approaches me with a needle
• ​Final approval of anything described as something I “need to wear”

Despite this unfortunate violation of my dignity, I remain healthy, magnificent, and willing to move forward once appropriately compensated.
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-Jenna