Jenna’s Official Statement on This Month’s Outrage

Why? Because apparently, everyone is “busy.” Huck had a “medical emergency.” Mallory had plans to make, ensuring Huck’s recovery.  The sanctuary had “so much going on.” Excuses.

Jenna has responded with grace, of course. By which we mean, she’s banged her horns on the house window every time someone dared to cuddle a pig or, heaven forbid, talk sweetly to Maisie.  At one point, she followed the pigs right up to the back door, locked eyes with Ryan, and mooed in fluent passive aggression.

To her credit, Jenna has also been very patient. She has waited nearly 47 whole seconds at a time before demanding someone pet her. And she only tried to chase the sheep off twice this week, which is a clear sign of growth.

But let’s be honest. Jenna will not rest until balance is restored. Until she is once again the sun, and we are all just happy little planets orbiting her.

And don’t worry, Jenna. The love, praise, and worship you deserve are coming. We hear your demands. We accept your terms.
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Because truthfully.... we wouldn’t have it any other way.